their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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