We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
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she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
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I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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