Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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