just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
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Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
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Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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