I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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