ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
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i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Dear god my vagina.
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