Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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