I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
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LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
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You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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