i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
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The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
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Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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