he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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