More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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