a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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