I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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