I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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