Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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