Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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