And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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