I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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