I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
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we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
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You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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