Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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