you would pick up someone in the library
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
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I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
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no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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