He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
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