i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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