WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
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Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
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I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
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