idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
last night I used snow as a chaser
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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