wat bout pragnant strippers??
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
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I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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