your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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