I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Randomize
