You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
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I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
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How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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