I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
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so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
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Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
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