Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
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Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
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