So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
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so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
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sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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