dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
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I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
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we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I had to cum in my sink.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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