Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
This show inspires me to have sex in space
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Randomize
