SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
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Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
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Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
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