so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
A+ Viking dick
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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