Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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