Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
She even gives head with a lisp.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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