like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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