Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
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I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
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I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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