Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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