I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
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Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
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Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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