never play flip cup with pint glasses
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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