well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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