I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
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