why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
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Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
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He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
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