Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
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