Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
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I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
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we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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