I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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