Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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