Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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