brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
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You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
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The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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