so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
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My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
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Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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