yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
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i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
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All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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