i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
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Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
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would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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