Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
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If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
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Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
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