Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Randomize
